the blazy blog

Hi everyone. So, who all thinks that Patricus is 1000000 years old? Knote this is only a joke.

Xander was walking down the endless glass halls of the Blazy Enterprises tower, minding his own business, doing that dorky little voice of his: > “I’m so shocked… there’s an AC adapter right there, wow…” He thought he was safe. He thought nothing could stop him. But then came **the Bork Master**. From the shadows,…

yallready know, still want my x back, still want a working record player, I sware, if I end up in the ER similarly to the first record player failure?,

In 2006, deep inside the Blazy Enterprises R&D labs, a small rogue team of engineers tried to take a shortcut. They had access to the legendary Xander OS 3.X source code, famous for its stability and its strange habit of inserting cryptic “HMPH” noises when stressed. The engineers thought, why not repackage this into something…